Broadway Bares XXII: Happy Endings
Tuesday, April 30, 2024

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Carroll, a three-year "Broadway Bares" veteran who appeared as a scantily-clad Prince Charming during the show's finale, said. "As a performer now, to look back on that era...you just want to do anything you can to put an end to it, in an homage to the people who have gone before you."

 

 

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If the chiseled cast of "Broadway Bares XXII: Happy Endings" taught us anything, it's that life isn't just a cabaret, old chum, but a sexy storybook as well.  Over 200 of the Great White Way's most able-bodied actors and dancers donned corsets, fishnets, G-strings and other outré accessories to put a burlesque spin on some of the world's most beloved fairy tales, from "Sleeping Beauty" to "Puss in Boots," on the stage of New York's Roseland Ballroom. From the sparkling pasties adorning Snow White's bosom as she cavorted with ribald dwarfs to a Pinocchio whose swelling appendages included more than just his wooden nose, these tales definitely weren't meant for kids.

 

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The dazzling numbers ranged from a Bollywood-meets-Cirque du Soleil take on "Aladdin" starring three gravity-defying aerialists, to a camped-up retelling of "Rapunzel," which starred famed drag queen Lady Bunny as an off-her-rocker beautician who snipped ruthlessly at the flowing tresses of backup dancers to a spirited mash-up of Lady Gaga's "Hair" and Nicki Minaj's "Turn Me On." 

 

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More scintillating, still, was "The Pied Piper," in which a hunky, kilt-clad ensemble finally answered the age-old question of what a Scotsman wears beneath his kilt (pairs of multicolored and easily-discarded briefs, in this case)

 

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"Goldilocks and the Bears," which saw its hapless blond chorus boy (Andy Mills, currently starring in Broadway's "Memphis") stripped nearly nude while being pawed by a hirsute "bear" pack, before being hoisted above the crowd in a net and straddled by one particularly friendly "grizzly."

 

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Mills Described his Performance as "Extremely Nerve-Wracking, but also Very Liberating...It Feels so Great to be That Expressive."


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    With this year's record total, the 22 editions of BROADWAY BARES have now raised more than $9.8 million for Broadway Cares. Last year's 21st edition of BROADWAY BARES raised $1,103,072; the 20th anniversary edition in 2010 was the first to break $1 million. BROADWAY BARES started in 1992 and featured seven dancers stripping on a bar, raising about $8,000.  BROADWAY BARES was created by Tony Award-winning director/choreographer Jerry Mitchell who serves as executive producer. It is produced by Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS led by Producing Director Michael Graziano. This year's edition was conceived by director Lee Wilkins with associate director Michael Lee Scott.  BROADWAY BARES XXII: HAPPY ENDINGS included:  An opening number featuring Kyle Dean Massey (Next to Normal), who portrayed a young man lost in a world where he didn't fit in until Miriam Shor (TV's "GCB") appeared as his fairy godmother. Backed by her "Damnettes" and singing a double-entendre-filled original song "Happy Endings," written by Chad Beguelin and Matthew Sklar (Elf, The Wedding Singer). Shor turned to an "enchanted book" to show Massey, whose character appeared throughout the show, that every fairy tale deserves a happy ending. Wilkins, Kristen Beth Williams and Mark Myars choreographed the elaborate opening.  Bollywood inspired an interpretation of "Aladdin," featuring Reed Kelly (Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark) in the lead role. The high-energy number with bedazzled costumes and fast-paced, intricate choreography by Dontee Kiehn and Monica Kapoor, included three limber aerialists, choreographed by Ryan Lyons, spinning above the dancers on a giant genie bottle.  "Puss in Boots" celebrated woman power as Candice Monet McCall (Memphis) transformed into a cat-like diva leading an all-female gang that encountered a well-heeled posse of boot-wearing, shirtless men led by Charlie Sutton (Wicked). The showdown, choreographed by Wilkins, John Alix and Derek Mitchell, turned into a fierce, sword-fighting dance off.  As "Goldilocks," an adorably sexy Andy Mills (Memphis) found more than just three bears as a stage full of hairy grizzlies surrounded him in a number choreographed by Michael Lee Scott. The naughty bears led Goldilocks to a floating love den that propelled him and his aerialist keeper Armando Farfan Jr. high above the stage as the grizzlies dipped into their honey pots.  The BROADWAY BARES' version of "The Pied Piper," played by Marty Lawson (How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying), rousted an all male, kilt-clad ensemble that teased the audience with a high-energy, high-jumping, bare-bottomed step dance, choreographed by Peter Gregus.  The story of "The Ugly Duckling" took on bullying as Brandon Rubendall (Anything Goes) helped outcast Adar Wellington (Peepshow) embrace both her inner and outer beauty in a moving piece choreographed by Nick Kenkel.  Evita's Rachel Potter led the full BROADWAY BARES company in the evening's high energy finale, "Happily Ever After," which offered its own storybook ending complete with John Carroll (Follies) as Massey's Prince Charming.  In all, 17 extraordinarily talented choreographers contributed to the evening's numbers. Also creating unforgettable numbers to make BROADWAY BARES XXII: HAPPY ENDINGS a record-breaking evening were Marc Kimelman and aerialist choreographer Brandon Perayda ("Sleeping Beauty"), Stephanie Klemons ("Rapunzel"), Lorin Latarro ("Pinocchio"), Josh Rhodes ("Snow White") and Charlie Williams ("Mirror, Mirror").  Making special appearances were Academy Award-nominee Jennifer Tilly as an evil stepmother and New York drag queen Lady Bunny. Two-time Tony Award-nominee Christopher Sieber and Bares veteran Rachelle Rak led the show's famous "rotation" where the entire cast appears on stage to receive individual tips from audience members.  Judith Light, this year's Tony Award-winner for Featured Actress in Play for her role in Other Desert Cities, saluted the dancers and applauded the event's sponsors in the evening's finale. A longtime friend and supporter of BC/EFA, Light reminded the audience: "Safe sex is hot sex. And we can best love each other by always remembering to protect each other."  Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS is one of the nation's leading industry-based, nonprofit AIDS fundraising and grant-making organizations. By drawing upon the talents, resources and generosity of the American theatre community, since 1988 b has raised more than $195 million for essential services for people with AIDS and other critical illnesses across the United States. Broadway Cares awards annual grants to more than 400 AIDS and family service organizations nationwide and is the major supporter of the social service programs at The Actors Fund, including the HIV/AIDS Initiative, the Phyllis Newman Women's Health Initiative and the Al Hirschfeld Free Health Clinic.

     

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